you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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