Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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