Its about making memories worth repressing
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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