Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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