check it out our google latitudes are spooning
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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