ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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