I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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