:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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