We should be called the Road Head Warriors
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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