What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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