You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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