$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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