I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
