"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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