White coat. Heels.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
foreskin is a definite game changer
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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