i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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