dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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