And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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