Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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