it was like his penis was on wheels.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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