he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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