He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also, beer. Big fan.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
