Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
