We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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