Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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