He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
