She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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