I heard we made out
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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