Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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