Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Enjoy the penises
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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