Say something about gay babies.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
