from now on my penis is your penis
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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