this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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