I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he thought i was a dude.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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