i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize
