You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
