flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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