i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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