My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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