What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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