big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
