I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We left an ass print on the piano.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
