i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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