what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
