that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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