these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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