I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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