WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
