Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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