i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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