sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
honey bunches of taint.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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