is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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