We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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