If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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