I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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