i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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