I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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