Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You're like the curious george of whores
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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